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Thursday, November 27th, 2008
11:27 pm
I am a crazy person
why the fuck am I trying to make this work?? he knows it all now. i told him. is the guilt what is keeping me here? i broke my fucking ankle. there is no way that time erases all. my parents want me home and i wanna be there. why am i doing this?? i fucking hate him.
Thursday, September 25th, 2008
8:03 pm
life
So not too much going on. I bought a bottle of whiskey and some 40 ozs. Hopefully they get me to freedom. I am working on an apartment in ohio city. I filled out the app and got some pics today. Nani is driving me crazy NO I WILL NOT CALL HER AGAIN. I will never ask you to call anyone because I don't do shit for you remember?! So Malforce is a dick brain he knows this because tyler knows this. I know this because I have to deal with him every fuckin day in and day out. Nani is getting fucking noodles everywhere. It blows.fucka fcka nigga dang dong.

Current Mood: cold
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
12:55 pm
fuck it

life is shitty.



Current Mood: cranky
Thursday, August 28th, 2008
4:41 pm
yawn
what did I do?
drank.
slept. 

Current Mood: crazy
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
10:23 am
Some Funny Shit
I used to love him it seems
http://www.blurty.com/users/xxpetkusxx/
I love this bitch more...always have always will.
http://www.blurty.com/users/bongwaterwilly/ 

Current Mood: nostalgic
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008
5:14 pm
A recollection as told to me
I  don't remember this but black velvet night, Malachi spit in my face and burned kara with a cigarette. How lovely.

Current Mood: flirty
12:06 pm
I promise to never do it again

I called Meghan wasted. My bad girl. 

I started drinking yuengling because the liquor store was closed. I met Billman up the street and we did shots of goldschlager at the wooden nickel. I came back home and drank 7 beers in quick succession. Billman and I went to billy's did some shots of I don't remember. Goldschlager probably. Then we met Shane and thats when I started acting like an asshole. Ooops my bad. I screamed at Matt and Malachi for a long time. Nothing you could make out, not that I was slurring. I just opened my mouth and kept making big sounds at them. AHHHHHH. So then I passed out in the corner and forgot to set my alarm still woke up in time for work. I am a retard oh my god somebody please shoot me.

 

This is what I did:
got really really drunk
walked to meet shane
barely walked home
got halfway up the stairs to my house and started to pass out.
billman and shane come in with some chick dusty.
shane says- say hi to dusty jess
me- half pick up my face from the stairs shiiiiii dushty
me-fall to the bottom of the stairs
Matt and Malachi come downstairs to pick me up and i start flailing my limbs around at them screaming at them to leave me alone.
This is when I started making noise like a  siren whoooooooooooooooooooooo whooooooooooooooooo really obnoxious and loud.
The next morning gabe tells me how dusty went to use the bathroom and when she was coming out ariana's head popped up in gabe's room and she is saying help me help me! The girl runs out and grabs gabe and is all like what is that?!
Gabe told her it was a baby.
 Thats Ariana's new thing help me help me when someone is changing her diaper. Help me help me when she wants to get picked up and put in gabes room. help me help me whenever it is not appropriate.
If you do something that annoys her such as putting on her clothes, brushing her hair, picking her up when she doesn't want to be its OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW
when I rinse her hair she says alright! alright! alright! She doesn't like it.


Current Mood: groggy
Monday, August 25th, 2008
10:35 am
What's the story morning glory?
 Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now

Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now

And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how

Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now

And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after an
You're my wonderwall

Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

Current Mood: indescribable
Friday, August 22nd, 2008
5:15 pm
what is going on this weekend
 Probably going to consume alcohol.
Probably too much.
Probably care not.



Bring on the 40s bitches.

Nigga what?

Fuck you world,
Love,
Petkus

Current Mood: dirty
Thursday, August 21st, 2008
3:09 pm
wooden chair.

A friend once told me, you have it.....now use it. I plan to do exactly that. 

When I look at the entries of my youth I realize that they are pretty fucking funny. Who knows what I will think of myself in 3 years from now.

What's going on in this life. Ariana is 2 she is a hellion, she likes to make huge messes

Troy Derino just called me, but his name was really Troy Greeno. I work as an eServices Fulfillment Specialist...that sounds so dirty.

This Week:
Ariana threw a book at my face and almost broke my nose, laid me flat on my ass had a big bump on my nose.
Ariana stabbed Malachi right next to his eye with a straw, still hurt I guess.
Ariana ran across the room screaming FUCK YOU when Malachi threw her firetruck.
Ariana took off her shit diaper last night at like midnight and got shit everywhere.
This is not a normal child. At least she listens, I am the one who told her to tell Malachi off for throwing her truck.
I am attempting to keep her sleeping in her bed and leave it up to her to not get out of it...its not working, we had a shit storm last night.

I just shaved last night and my legs are already hairy again.

I like metal.

My eye itches.

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE
I have so many stories I just don't know which are appropriate for this entry.

So, when I moved to Oil City into this shit shambled house that needed to be fixed up I found out my neighbor took a whole bunch of shit out of the house and apartment out back before we got there. I saw him outside. He had one leg. He had no teeth. He had a wife that was like 30 years younger than him. I told him to give me my shit back. One of the things he stole was a grill, I says to him where is my shit? He plays dumb. I want my grill back. Now. Listen, its a propene grill and I wouldn't want you to have another accident. He gave me my shit back. Except for the scaffolding which he already sold. How does a one legged man climb in and out of an 8 foot window with heavy ass scaffolding?! I was impressed. So I let him keep the tent. I wound up working with the guy at the grease brothers. It was cool I made him give my cigarettes all the time. You NEVER lose people in this town. EVER.
You will run into anyone you're avoiding before 2 weeks pass. I promise.

How about the day I met Kara Coogan?
Next day after the grill incident. We obviously can't live in that house so we start renting another one 3 bedrooms 300  a month. Should have just given up the house at that point lived really cheap 300 a month! So anyways. We have this huge ass budget truck like 100 feet long 100 feet tall and Sharon is just crashing into shit left and right. Yet, she must drive the truck. It must be her. DUMB. Never mind the fact that I am 4-5 inches taller than her, that can't help. That can't work. So she crashes a car at my old apt building drives away. Then when we are coming down the street to this new house THIS CHICK CRASHES INTO SOMEONE ELSES CAR COMING AROUND THE CORNER jacked the bumper all up and tail lights and shit. So anyway we gotta give this guy cash blah blah blah he takes the cash and never fixes it...Oh well. So we start moving all of our stuff inside and then all of a sudden we got dude in front of the house slam on his brakes and come stomping up the yard WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOIN IN MAH HOUSE THIS MAH HOUSE WHERE MY STUFF AT? His stuff was all garbage and it couldn't have been all his stuff, I'd be surprised if it was 25% of his stuff. THEN we tell him yo calm down dawg its not our fault landlord told us to clean it out move in. first months free. You call him. So he does.  Dude asks me to move his car thats sitting in the middle of the street. I say sho. I get in the car.
ENTER KARA COOGAN.
This bitch is alllllllllllll fucked up pupils 2 different sizes legs splayed on the dashboard crazy eyes. Looks like some combo of crack ecstacy and heroin. You don't forget what that looks like.  She says who the fuck are you? I say I'M FUCKING JESSICA PETKUS MAN. where da bood at? she like FBI. FBI. FBI. I tell her calm down bitch I ain't the FBI. She like ok. I say u crazy girl p. I start working with her 2 weeks later. I now know that it was a crazy ass time in her life she's clean now but an alcoholic. I love alcoholics.  


Monday, July 28th, 2003
8:38 am
my life....unscripted
WELL KIDS! Its been so long. Have you missed me? Well i am in boston right now visting my aunt shelly and uncle kenny. Having a good good time, so far I have been drunk everyday! FUn! I am having a couple of problems on the east end here. Well Lets see
MY PEOPLE I MISS HANGING OUT WITH!
1. Meghan. I miss you. If you are reading this I am sorry. You need to remove a certain aspect of your life to find yourself. I think you know WHO i am talking about. of course i still love you no matter what.
2. The group- Wow the summer is over. where have you kids been??
3. Tiffa my Loff- Where the heck are you?!\
For everyone else I miss you too don't think i don't
WELL GUYS IM GONNA TAKE A SHOWA! I GOT A LONG DAY OF VESPA RIDING AHEAD OF ME....IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A VESPA IS....GO TO WWW.VESPA.COM

Current Mood: thoughtful
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003
12:56 am
oral master



You Are an Oral Master!


If going down were a class, you'd be an A+ student.

You've been known to do anything - from deep throat to ass licking.

Your oral can get almost anyone off...

Too bad you're not flex enough to try it on yourself!



How Oral Are *You*?

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Monday, June 30th, 2003
5:50 pm
helly hell hell
I am bored at home right now. Fun Fun. heee heeee. okay well time to go.

Current Mood: ditzy
Saturday, June 28th, 2003
12:18 am
will that complete your order?
Well, today i woke up at the ass crack of dawn and went over to malachi's house...I had lots of fun! yay. Went to work...and had a shit load of fun, but the funny thing is that i actually did. I chased viviana around with a mop, and had a HUGE dishes crash fall over thing
Gotta go,
i love you world
Jess

Current Mood: happy
Thursday, June 26th, 2003
11:23 pm
yay for life...
Well today has been interesting... I talked to Malachi on the compruta for like 3 hours and then i went over there. Debbie came and got me. and everything was fun fun fun ;)...well of course something HAD to go shitty. I found out that russ unglesbee will be the one to take me home...EW. I hate him, today he was resonable though. He just took me home and didn't even talk. Then i went swimming, called erica kane and went out with her and kim...well only to kmart...Dildo arm showed up and i just ran around reeking havoc. Fun fun. then i came home.
I love you world
jess

Current Mood: relaxed
Wednesday, June 25th, 2003
10:21 pm
well they said this was only optional.....
Well today was interesting as well...i slept until 12:21. Then jen came and got me and we went to popEYES chicken Malachi got off at three. we went to get him, i listened to a lot of good songs. keebler treats jen like sheet. i feel bad for her. if mal said or did half the stuff he did, i would beat him up. so we just hung out and smoked. Just as the munchies kicked in im on my way to mcdonalds. lol... well i got home at nine. i feel absolutely great.
i love you world
jessica

Current Mood: satisfied
Tuesday, June 24th, 2003
9:28 pm
flashing



You'll Be Arrested For Flashing!


You do have a fabulous body, but be careful who you show it to...


Your cellmate might like it a little too much.


Instead, invest some time in a new stripping career,


Or a plane ticket to Hedonism!



What Sex Crime Will You Be Arrested For?

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Today was.....interesting.
I woke my bros up at 7...AM and it was so much fun. We went to breakfast and then to the bank. We came home for a while. Then we went to my dads work and then to subway to get my mom some lunch. Then we went to malachi's house at like 12. we hung out there and then went to hustlers, where malachi was freaking out about things dripping on him. Then i took him home and went to go get mom....then later we went back and that brings us to now. Fun Fun....im really tired and kind of bored....gotta go!
petkus

Current Mood: horny
Monday, June 23rd, 2003
6:32 pm
sexual healer



You Are A Sexual Healer!


Instead of bringing lovers to their knees with your use of feminine wiles, you simply use your mere presence.



Sexual healers treat bodies as temples - and not merely somewhere to place their bounty upon again and again.



As one of the select few, you are praised for your diligence.

You are not as flashy as other lovers out there.



Those who find you in their bed are very lucky indeed and are in for a treat of never-ending pleasure.

Healing every bit of your lovers both physically and spiritually.

No one will ever leave your bed without a sense of peace and relaxation. If they leave it at all!



What Sexy Woman Are You?

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Current Mood: thirsty
6:22 pm
perfect 10



You Should Pose For Perfect 10!


This is the connoisseur's magazine, and you've got the hot natural breasts which Perfect 10 requires.


You'll stand out in the crowd of silicone and saline enhanced girls.


While Playboy girls may have more fame, you'll have the satisfaction of wowing guys with your natural assets.


The surgically enhanced Playboy girls will be jealous of your perfect tits.


You truly are a Perfect 10!



What Porn Magazine Would Kill to Have You On the Cover?

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Current Mood: thirsty
5:24 pm
it seems like everyday is the same.....
Well today my brother comes....yay
I found out that i am grounded to my house just for ASKING if i could go hang out with meghan because eric is with her. I hate him more than anything else now. I hate him just sooo much. I haven't hated anything more in my entire fucking life.
My mom says that he gets an ego trip out of permanantly fucking up my mind. She says that he is the reason for a lot of my problems, the sarcasm, the no show of emotion, and having this little shell...
Fuck this shit
Fuck you world
Jess

Current Mood: pissed off
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